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Most graduation speeches are full of clichés, claptrap and wicked insinuations. I have tried to adhere to that model as closely as possible.
Calling all teenagers! Read on »Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A. “Look! Here come the elephants!” Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing dark glasses? A. Nothing. He didn’t recognize them. Q. Why do elephants have wrinkled knees? A. Their pink tennis shoes [...]
Bad elephant jokes »Welcome to my brain dump. I have no idea what will end up on this site, but basically, I’m planning to use it to put some fiction up that has languised on my hard drive for years and also to be a sort of external memory to keep track of various things I learn. The [...]
There’s not much to say. This site is maintained (to put it charitably!) by Tom Lambert, a historian by profession, an outdoorsman by avocation and a geek by nature.
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