I just loved the service on keyword airlines!

Source: Skymall catalog on a recent Delta flight.

I’m sure this testimonial is 100% legitimate. I mean, your typical loving family peppers their speech with “keyword” when they can’t think of the exact word, right? And a company would never reuse a testimonial would they? Of course not!

I was really bored, so I picked up the in-flight gadget catalog and they had this ad for the coolest keyword ever! The family in the testimonial for the keyword made it sound so good, I just had to have one!