Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing dark glasses?
A. Nothing. He didn’t recognize them.
Q. Why do elephants have wrinkled knees?
A. Their pink tennis shoes are too tight.
Q. Why do elephants have flat feet?
A. From jumping out of trees.
Q. How do you spot an elephant up in a tree?
A. Look for their pink tennis shoes.
Unresolved Conspiracy Theory Question: why are there no elephants in the space program?
Why elephant jokes? Because I’ll be using this as a fun way illustrate a number of things in my upcoming series on setting up WordPress and doing some basic search engine optimization.
By the way, these all came from a book I had as a kid. I lost the book 30 years ago, shortly before I lost my mind. These jokes are all that remain of either the book or my mind from that period. Of the two, I would really prefer to find the book.