STOP! I know that most spam is being sent by robots, but if you are not a robot and you are selling *anything* such as SEO services, web design services, vanity press publishing, or anything of the sort, submitting this form will send you directly to the Seventh Circle of Hell.

Just to be clear, the Seventh Circle of Hell is where people go for violence against neighbors. There, they are submerged in a river of boiling blood and shot full of arrows by centaurs. I wish I could make an exception, but I’m just a regular mortal. It’s really not my call.