People are always telling me I look a lot like Las Vegas. Here is a brief guide to help people tell us apart.
Meets Expectations (a one-sentence novel)
Bowling Deaths Double
This is an earlier draft of an essay that appears in my collection of essays which you should, of course, own right? Why? Well, let me tell you why you should buy the Raised by Turtles book. Rise of extreme bowling blamed by industry Consumer protection advocates have released a study today showing that bowling-related […]
Switzerland declares neutrality on Sweden
In a move that shocked the international diplomatic community, Switzerland today declared neutrality on Sweden. The small land-locked European nation is best known for declaring neutrality on Nazi German during World War II and on Turkey during the latter nation’s struggle with Kurdish separatists. A small group of neo-con scholars thinkers commentators have long noticed […]